The Grass is too Damn High!

Photo of a lawnmower cutting tall grass.

Is anyone else having issues with the out-of-control lawn? All this rain has been irrigating our yard and supercharging its growth. The result: Wet grass you can’t mow because it never dries out and weeds overwhelm the grass itself.

It’s enough to make me want to rip out all the grass and put in gravel. Or rocks. Or cactus. Anything I don’t have to mow. We’d all be better off than this mess.